I feel your pain. The sadness that you feel every time you pull into the driveway and see this stucco shitbox that you call home. Well, help has arrived. I am offering to actually write you a check, so you can escape this pathetic neighborhood, filled with belligerent gangbangers, and move to a new home that is more appropriate for your taste and lifestyle. Let me help you, so you can help yourself. Just call me, and your depression will be cured.
Your new pal - Rob show contact info
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