CLICK ME =] - 21 (Rancho)
age : 21 body : big height : 6'2" (187cm) status : single
I should probably tell you a bit about myself, and I'll get the bad stuff out of the way first, that way if you see something you don't like and can't stand, you won't have to waste anymore time reading this. I don't have a car. I don't have a job(well I sorta do but it's through a temp agency at a warehouse and they almost never call me in so my hours suck which = sucky money which = sucky pretty much everything, so I might as well just say I don't have a job). I am overweight, and already have a bald spot at twenty-one(although I try to make it less noticeable by shaving my whole head, makes it look like I'm bald by choice! lol).
Now that (at least)half of you have scratched me right off that list because I don't meet your requirements - shallow - I can say to those of you still reading that there are reasons for all of those things(aside from the already going bald thing, that's just some crappy genetics that I have grandma to thank for) and if you actually take the time to get to know me you'll see that I am NOT happy with not having a car, job, or with having a big belly. I don't have a car because I can't afford it(because I don't have a job) and neither mom or dad are capable of paying for it, because I'm white trash. And white trash is poor. I don't have a job because... Well, I don't really know. I've applied EVERYWHERE within a walkable or transitable(is that a word?) distance and the only replies I ever get are "Thanks for Applying! But we're not interested!", or "Thanks for Applying! Please wait for a hiring manager to get back to you for the next six months while you continue to make no money and can't pay rent or school bills or buy anything aside from top ramen or PB&J or even consider saving up for anything important like say, a car!"
You're still reading? Wow, you must be desperate too, or else find my ranting mildly amusing. If you haven't gathered by now, I can be pretty blunt, and have decent grammar. Also I'm being brutally honest, because honesty is a MASSIVE part of any successful and healthy relationship in my opinion, but then my opinion is also squat because I've never been in a serious relationship, so maybe I should just lie about everything? Works for other guys apparently. Ummm... I need to get back to the point I think. I'm looking to find love. You have no idea how cheesy it felt to type that. But seriously, I don't want to be alone anymore, and I want someone to share all my insecurities with, I want someone to hold at night, to hold me back, even though I'm like 6'2" or 6'3" so it might be difficult for some of you of slightly lesser stature to do so. I'm white, blue eyes, extremely kissable lips, my beard grows really fast, but I've kept it shaved lately(to the horror of my poor, cheap razors) I am a student(but I won't say where yet because if I did it would help to narrow down who I might be), and ummmm... Idk what else to say about myself. Oh yeah, I'm not posting a picture along with this ad because I am putting way too much personal info down to have my face be matched up with all this craziness. But if I DID post a picture I would get WAY more replies. Not to sound cocky or anything. I'm just really hot.
Beyond all that, I'm really lousy at trying to describe myself. You'll just have to take a leap of faith if you want to meet me. As far as you...
Well, if you read this far you must have some sense of humor, or like I already said, you're really desperate too. It's cool either way. But I am NOT looking for meaningless sex. So don't even try throwing your sexy self at me like that! Anyway, I really have no requirements. Omg that just sounds even more desperate, doesn't it? Well I guess someone that's also curvy would be cool, because then we would both be pretty comfortable with eachother and feel eachother's pain, so to speak. But as far as race and all that goes, nope, I don't care.
If you reply, I would like a photo, nothing dirty, just a simple picture to show me who you are, but it's not a requirement. What IS a requirement is that you reply with something substantial, something that tells me about you in some depth. It may not look like it, but that's what I have done. I've left all sorts of things out there for people to criticize and hate on me for, all as a means for you to see a small portion of who I really am. That's why I just can't place a picture alongside it. If you want me to reply back to you, then bare some small piece of yourself to me. I am not one to judge, or say anything to bring you down. I just want to meet somebody to love, and to love me despite all my faults, and I am probably searching in completely the wrong place on this site, but then again, maybe you are too.
Oh yeah, if you reply make the subject line something cool. Like Carne Asada.
'Cuz Carne Asada is BOMB.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers